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2006-08-28

Who bit Joan Rivers at the Emmys?


"Oh my God....did I really bite Joan Rivers? Is it true what that green eyed poose in my therapy group told me?

I really don't remember that...In fact, I don't remember even going to the Emmys last night..... Someone get me my medication please." Robin Williams


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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That Joan Rivers is such a faker. Now's she's covering up baaaaad plastic surgery with an even worse makeup job and she wants to blame me.

This Betty Ford gig is not for me. The nurses paw through my jewelry looking for Baby Suri photos and Robin still thinks he's Mork from Ork. I gotta get outta here fast.

Wonder if my dear friends Chip and Karen and the girls would like some company in the moving van on the way to Seattle. I could probably meet up with them in San Francisco tonight.

That mouse had it coming.

Lucy

Anonymous said...

miss lucy, i know a very good therapist, dear. she can help you get over chip and karen's leaving. we know it was hard on you. we know that's why you went off your meds. it's OK -- we've all had our "incidents".....

at least you're in one of the star-studded rehab centers in the country. you don't have to deal with the low life -- just the glitterati, which is what we all love best.

hang in there.....i'll let your sub know that she can chase my sub, so your pet human won't know that you're gone. just be careful. my pet human was freaking out last nite 'cause she saw a coyote standing in the neighbor's driveway.

and you're right, of course. the mouse DID have it coming, dear....