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2006-08-30

Fox News and the Jewel Thieves of Aruba

From FOX NEWS.....
Mr. O' Reilly reports that the pooses in question are know liberals AND Al Qaeda pooses.... the WORST kind. Armed with a sense of humor and intelligence these are the trickiest to deal with. Proceed with caution. These pooses will laugh right in your face when you threaten eternal damnation or homeland security.
FOX NEWS ...Fair and Balanced News direct from the mouth of Karl Rove & Co.....

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4 comments:

Boo said...

Zeevs..........Do we still have an attorney? Or did we bite him? I can't remember. They are accusing us - AGAIN!!!! I think Mr. O'Reilly is just jealous. He never seems to have any fun. He's too busy being mad at someone.

I need something for this headache. Too much running around in the sand. I'm not used to this much exercise. I'd rather go back to being a comfortable round shape.

Zeevs, honey.......can we call room service?

Boo

zevo calamari said...

boo..... let's get out of here before they blame us for blowing up planes with joico shampoo..... i am ready to just veg again in the brothel for awhile... and i am sure you miss san diego....
weren't you flirting this afternoon with a pilot who has a small plane that could get us out of here asap?

call him...NOW
meet you at the hangar at the end of the island..BRING the jewels
i have the rest of the luggage and the jimmy choo flip flops...
zeevs
ps yes i think we bit the attorney!

boo said...

oh yes!!! i will call him....we can wear trench coats and say goodbye at the end of the runway, while the engines roar........

zeevs, i only have my tiara....did yours fall off in the sand???

boo
p.s. i think we should probably not bite this pilot.....

zevo calamari said...

boo,
see you there...i am wearing my tiara...
hurry!!!!!!!!!!!!

love

zeevs