Planet Calamari Zazzle shop

2006-08-13

Anyone who wears fur deserves to be bit

I did not bite Gwyen. Tho rumor has it she was wearing most of my family on her shoulders that night. And if that is true I would like to thank whoever bit her.

On behalf of all pooses. Please do not wear fur. It is tacky. It is murder. And humans look so silly in it. Stick to cotton.




Michael Mink
Save the Minks Foundation


By the way.... The Planet Calamari Store is poose friendly. !
The Planet Calamari Store

2 comments:

miss paltrow said...

THEN WHO BIT ME?

gwyen

boo said...

i've been trying to tell her that there were about 4 men scrambling around
down there with her.....

i think she's confused. she still thinks she's british........

love
boo