Pooses for Peace Sing With Jimmy Buffett

AP
TWEETER CENTER MA

This evening hordes of cats, dogs and a few skunks poured into the Tweeter Center dressed in Parrothead attire to welcome Jimmy Buffett back to New England. The cats crawled under fences and climbed trees avoiding those taking tickets at the entrance gates. The dogs got in by pretending to be guide dogs even though most were wearing hawaiian shirts. Skunks were not questioned.

Buffett is friends with the leaders of the Pooses for Peace and has performed at the Casino Calamari on several occasions. It was no surprise to most of the Parrotheads in the crowd that celebrity cats Zevo Calamari, Miss Boo and Miss Lucy Fur ran on stage with Jimmy to sing backup vocals to Margaritaville. (The national anthem for the Pooses for Peace) The trio wore matching tiaras with parrot feathers, coconut bras and grass skirts with catnip flowered leis.

Other members of the Pooses for Peace on stage included Nubi wan Kenobi in a floral jedi robe singing harmony, Bubba, Tao and Sarge played the steel drums. Monkay and Luna the thumbed duo played bongos, ex-presidential candidate Cheysuli along with all her Meezer friends and fan club (too numerous to name or try to use html!) danced along with the Coral Reefer Band.

As always the concert was a good time for all. Before the last song of the evening Mr Buffett said. " I want to thank my friends the Pooses for Peace for their hard work in helping to elect our new President and for their effort and bravery while conducting their Bite & Runs. Lets hear it for the Pooses for Peace out there!"

Unconfirmed sources believe that Buffett, his band and hundreds of cats, dogs and maybe skunks are at the Casino Calamari in Salem MA for an after party. Jimmy Buffett has requested that the cats and their friends return for this Saturday's concert at the Tweeter Center.

In other Salem News, the Farmers Market opened at the Old Town Hall Square on Thursday. An undisclosed source has reported that Mayor Kimberly Driscoll wore ankle and knee guards underneath her signature black drab suit to the opening ceremony as a precaution. Driscoll received an anonymous note earlier this week saying "Thursday...Be Green, Wear Green or Else. No incident of a Bite & Run has been reported. However a parrot was reported flying overhead screaming "Black Suit AHHHH Black Suit Aaaaa...." Mayor Driscoll thinking it was the parrot of Capt Jack Sparrow swooned, and fainted. She is in stable condition and no jewelry has been reported missing.

Bono Invites Pooses for Peace on Pub Crawl

ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT!

This just in from the Emerald Isle........ Rock legend Bono has invited all members of the Pooses for Peace to join him in a pub crawl tomorrow night in Dublin. This Pub Crawl will be known as the Pubs for Peace Crawl.

Celebrity cats Zevo Calamari, Miss Boo, Miss Lucy Fur have been seen walking the streets of Dublin today wearing emerald tiaras and Bono sunglasses. (Unconfirmed sources report that Bono gave the cats their own sunglasses so that his would not disappear.) The cats and their entourage will be staying with Bono at his castle. Authorities are still keeping close tabs on the cats until the mystery of Lindsay Lohan's jewels is solved. As of now there is no proof the cats had any part in the theft.

Hordes of cats have been pouring into the city all day. Other celebrity cats who are members of the Pooses for Peace, too numerous to name are also taking part of the festivities. Rumors are flying through Merry Ole' that Her Majesty's missing corgis are also taking part in the crawl.

Next up on Entertainment Tonight - Lindsay Lohan declares war on the Pooses for Peace. Stay tuned........

Jewels missing after Lindsay Lohan photo shoot

LONDON (Reuters) - Diamond jewels worth around 250,000 pounds ($410,000) have gone missing after a London photo shoot involving U.S. actress Lindsay Lohan, British police said Tuesday. "Officers from Westminster police are investigating an allegation of theft of jewelry from studios in Brewery Road, Islington," the police said in a statement.

British media said the jewels were made by Dior and loaned to Elle magazine for the shoot in north London on June 6.

"The theft was reported to a central London police station on 8 June 2009 after earrings and a necklace, believed to be diamond and estimated to be worth in the region of 250,000 pounds, were found to be missing approximately two days earlier. A security guard has reported a decrease in mice in the vicinity."

The police said there had been no arrests, and that they would be interviewing several people in connection with their inquiry. Unconfirmed sources believe that the missing jewels are the work of the infamous Pooses for Peace celebrity cats.

The leaders of the group, Miss Zevo Calamari, Miss Boo and Miss Lucy Fur along with their entourage, were all in London the past week shooting for Vougue magazine. They are friends of Donatella Versace and will be featured in the Fall issue wearing her latest couture. Paparazzi overheard Zevo complaining that her pet human has been neglecting the Adventures of Zevo Calamari & Boo blog because she needs a new computer. Authorities are not sure if this is the motive for the theft or if the two are connected.

The cats and Lindsay Lohan have had a turbulent past. Lohan has accused the cats of the perpetrators of BIte & Run attacks on several occasions while she was wearing fur. She claims the cats also stole her designer sunglasses and jewelry in the attack of 2008.

British authorities believe the Queen's missing corgis are also in London with the celebrity cats and hope to retrieve them soon for Her Majesty.

Zevo Calamari issued a statement "What jewelry? Lindseeee Who? Do you think this Versace strapless makes me look fat? Pass me that flask please, i have the taste of stink insect in my mouth......."

In Loving Memory

Our dearest leader of the Poop and Run brigade, Lady aka Poopalina has crossed over the rainbow bridge today. She was a dear sweet poose and will be missed by all.

We send healing thoughts and much love to her pet humans, Pamela, Doug and Julian and her roomates Stoli, Tao and Sarge.

Dog is God spelled backwards. She is now a Divine Canine.

love
zevo and the pooses for peace

President Obama to Give Commencement Speech!

The Calamari Institute of Professional Biting is proud to announce that this year's commencement speech will be delivered by President Obama. The Pooses for Peace and their legions of brigades helped Obama win the presidency. He has remained a loyal friend to the cats. Many believe the cats are now advisors to the White House.

Graduation will take place this Saturday at the campus. A party will follow that evening at the Casino Calamari

For security purposes, the location of this fine university has always been kept a secret. The Secret Service will be present at this event, but are not worried that any wingnut protesters or paparazzi will be able to find the hidden school. Only the cats, dogs and skunks who attended the school or are part of the Pooses for Peace brigades will be allowed in.

The Institute also known as Bite U teaches how to bite ankles, knees and other fun human parts. Accelerated classes include the art of covert biting. Many of the graduates have gone on to bite celebrities and many politicians, such as Mike Huckabee, Mittens Romney, Ann Coulter, Dick Cheney, The Bush twins, Nicole Richie, P Diddy, Karl Rove, Paris Hilton, Dr Phil and countless others.

Unconfirmed sources claim that Bo the First Dog will be among the graduates and will be presented as an honored member of the Pooses for Peace Bite & Run Brigade.

The graduation party details will be announced later this week.

On another note... Miss Zevo Calamari has issued a statement"We regret that we have not been able to visit many other blogs and leave comments. Our pet human still owns a dinosaur mac. We hope that soon part of the government bail out money can be sent to acupuncturists who need new macs! Oh do you think this graduation gown makes me look fat? Pass me that flask please........"

Weapons of Mass Destruction

Meet our newest member of the Pooses for Peace!

Luna Poosalita aka Thumbalina is now a graduate of The Calamari Institute of Biting. Miss Poosalita lives with Zevo Calamari and Nubi wan Kenobi at the Casa de Calamari.

Luna has completed all basic Bite & Run, Poop & Run requirements and is the first freshman of the Institute to complete the advanced courses taught by Monkay, the thumbed poose. Luna and Monkay (the only thumbed pooses in our brigades) will be assigned to all covert escape assignments in the future.

The Graduation ceremony for the Calamari Institute of Biting will take place this Saturday. A party will follow. All pooses are invited!

Prince Harry Attempts to Outsmart Pooses for Peace

Prince Harry was seen hiding behind a magnolia tree in hopes of kidnapping the Queen's fugitive corgis.

The corgis were seen with the infamous Pooses for Peace celebrity cats on a shopping spree today in New York. The Queen has accused the cats of enticing her corgis to flee England to live in California. Miss Lucy Fur has been dating one of the corgis on and off for two years.

Under the guise of visiting Hanover Square today, the prince had hoped he could lore the corgis back to merry Ole' as a gift for his Queen grandmother.

Unconfirmed sources report that three cats wearing tiaras offered to take Harry to a pub and later the Prince was seen dancing on table tops along with the cats. The corgis were said to have fled back into hiding.

Her Majesty has not released a statement, however a shrill HARRY IS DOING WHAT AND WHERE ARE MY BLOODY DOGS ???? was heard coming from the palace.

Happy Towel Day

from Wikipedia
towelday

"Towel Day is celebrated every May 25 as a tribute by fans of the late author Douglas Adams. The commemoration was first held in 2001, two weeks after his death on May 11, 2001. On this day, fans carry a towel with them during the day to demonstrate their participation and mourning of the author. The towel is a reference to Adams's popular science fiction comedy series The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."

In honor of Douglas Adams we will be wearing our towels all day and reciting passages from his books.

Tonight Cinema Calamari will be showing the movie The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. All pooses are invited.
We will be serving Pangalactic Gargleblasters and mice crepes. Please bring your own towel.
So long and thanks for all the fish!
xoxoxo

Professor Lucy Fur Dares You!

Attention!

My BFF Oprah has decided that we should have an advanced certificate program for the Bite & Run program and she will underwrite the first year's expenses.

Any takers? One of our first challenges will be "How to bite & run while carrying a margarita in your paw".

I think we have a winner here!

Kiss Kiss,

Miss Lucy Fur

In loving memory of Georgia

Georgia, sister to Chey and Gemini crossed over the bridge last night. Please say a little prayer for her and her family.

Her spirit lives on. Good Bye dearest poose.

If you would like to send your condolences please visit their site www.chey.mysiamese.com

Professor Monkay

Professor Monkay reminds students to bring their own locks to pick for the first class and don't forget to do the Extra Credit assignment of finding the floor-plan to your nearest animal experiment farm!

Good news for all those pooses who requested continuing education classes! We will be offering accelerated learning seminars for those who want to master the skill of Biting while running, Poop & Run Tactics and the ever popular Poot & Run class. We are hoping to bring in guest professionals such as Cheysuli, The Meezers Miles & Sammy, and Billy. (we are sorry we cannot do html on this gremlin filled ibook today )

Join the Bite & Run Patrol

Graduates of the Calamari Institute for Professional Biting

Looking for a a new career? The Calamari Institute for Professional Biting is now accepting applications for the Summer semester. Learn how to bite ankles, knees and other fun human parts. Study the art of covert biting. Our graduates have gone on to bite celebrities and many politicians, such as Ann Coulter, Dick Cheney, Nicole Richie, P Diddy, Karl Rove, Paris Hilton and others we are not permitted to mention (or admit to)

Be a part of the prestigious Bite & Run Patrol which has been making headline news. This summer our list of professors include Covert Operations Biter, Lucy Fur, best known for her biting debut with Dick Cheney and Dr Phil.

Also teaching celebrity biting will be Zevo Calamari and Miss Boo. Both are famous for biting Paris Hilton, Vanessa Paradis (wife of Johnny Depp), and Toby Keith and the whiney country chick with the red hair.

Other professors include Martial arts instructor Tao and her sidekick Sarge. Nubi wan Kenobi will be teaching Jedi theory on how to use the force during a bite attack.

Our guest professor for this semester, Monkay the thumbed cat will be teaching the fine art of picking locks and opening doors for speedy get-aways.

Hurry... operators are standing by. Call now to sign up before classes are filled. In a few months you to will be a part of THE BITE & RUN PATROL!

1-800-CAT-BITE hablamos espanol

In Memory of Douglas Adams

Douglas Noel Adams
11 March 1952 – 11 May 2001

In honor of Douglas Adams we will be reciting Volgon poetry and watching
The HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy tonight at the Cinema Calamari.
Everyone is invited.
Bring your own towel.
Don't panic!

Happy Wesak

Happy Wesak!

Today is a Buddhist holy day. We will be napping and meditating all day.

namaste!
the pooses for peace

Sicko de Mayo

shhhh.... please turn out that light and stop making all that noise.......

ouch... my head...... ohhhhhhhhhhhhh could you get us some ginger ale?

great party............ did i look fat?
love
zevo

Feliz Cinco de Mayo!

musica!
tacos!

tequila!!!!!!!!

Fiesta de esta noche con los Gatos de la Paz!

Suarez Family Arrives at Casino Calamari

Associated Press
Salem MA

The Suarez family arrived at the Casino Calamari today to begin preparations for the Cinco de Mayo Fiesta.

Ignacio Suarez aka Poppy, father of Betty and Hilda will be cooking for the fiesta. (Ham enchiladas were requested by Cheysuli and her Meezer friends). Other Mexican entrees such as tuna-dillas, flan con nip de gato and pollo tacos will be served at the party.

A margarita fountain has been donated by Jimmy Buffett for the event. Salma Hayek will be loaning costumes from the movie Frida to celebrity cats Zevo Calamari, Boo, Miss Lucy Fur and several of their close friends. Ugly Betty ponchos will also be available for cats to wear to the fiesta.

Salem Mayor Kimberly Driscoll has called in for extra police units for back up on Tuesday's event. The cats and the mayor have a long history of not seeing eye to eye on holiday festivities. The mayor has been invited to the fiesta on the condition that she dress in traditional Mexican attire and ditch the black suit. No response has been given by the mayor's office as of today on her plans.

You are invited......

Hola Gatos!

Estamos teniendo una gran fiesta Cinco de Mayo. Habrá mucho tequila y la comida para todos. Música Mariachi. Por favor, únase a nosotros!

For all you gringo cats here is the translation! We are having a big party Cinco de Mayo. There will be lots of tequila and food for all. Mariachi Music too. Please join us!

Casino Calamari
Tuesday 5/5/09
5:00 pm -?
special musical guest: Jimmy Buffett
Salma Hayek
Ugly Betty & her familia
and the ghost of Frida Kahlo!

Boys, bring your own sombreros. Uni-brows, red lipstick and traditional Mexican costumes are a must for all girls. Ugly Betty ponchos and blue braces are also acceptable to wear!

Ole!
The Pooses for Peace

Uno de Mayo

Hola..... i am just practicing drinking tequila for our big party on Tuesday... Cinco de Mayo! This party will be the best we have ever had. It will even be announced on Facebook.

And it is also ex-presidential candidate Cheysuli's wedding anniversary - so please bring a gift. OK.. gotta go back to practicing my shots.

OLE'
zevo

BREAKING NEWS........

MISS CALIFORNIA VICTIM OF BITE & RUN ATTACK...

THIS JUST IN..... Miss California, the spokes stick insect person for anti-gay rights is recovering at an undisclosed hospital tonight after a surprise Bite & Run attack. Witnesses report seeing a horde of cats wearing rainbow attire, tiaras and one cat seen wearing a jedi costume running from the screaming diva. Unconfirmed sources report seeing Dude, the ex-bird dog of Mike Huckabee also who was wearing fish-net stockings and a sequined rainbow t-shrt running from the scene.

Authorities are now looking at the evidence before announcing the culprits. Some suspect this is the work of the infamous Pooses for Peace. Others claim it is the work of an unknown gang of illegal Mexican cats known as La Mala Gatos.

Miss California is also missing her diamond tennis bracelet and matching earrings.

Stay tuned for more news............

Sarge Prepares for Cinco de Mayo Party

Hola!

I am stealing one Corona at a time for our Cinco de Mayo party.....They will never notice.. .the baby has helping us distract the pet humans by eating ibuprofen.......Wonder where they are hiding the tequila?

See you all at the Casino Calamari for the Pooses for Peace Cinco de Mayo party.......


Sarge

Nubi catches up on reading....

Today is JJ Audubon's birthday. I thought i would catch up on my reading to celebrate all the birds in our yard today...............hmmmmmmmmm that red one looks delicious.........

happy earth day

"The earth does not belong to us. We belong to the earth." - Chief Seattle ...

RU-RO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thank you !

I would like to thank everyone who made my birthday celebration special! Thank you for the lovely gifts, parties, parades and all the fun we had. You are all such good friends.

love
zevo

Is Bo Obama a Covert Bite & Run Agent?

THIS JUST IN FROM THE FOX NEWS..... FAIR AND BALANCED UNBIASED
(OH YES WE ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH) NETWORK

Unconfirmed sources are reporting that Bo Obama, the new dog given to the Obamas by liberal lion Ted Kennedy is really an undercover agent working for the Pooses for Peace.

Senator Kennedy and the infamous celebrity cats have been friends for years. He has bailed them out of jail on several occasions and once had them released from Guantanamo Bay Detention Camp after they were arrested by Homeland Security in 2007. The cats visit Kennedy at his home on Cape Cod and in Florida on a regular basis. It is no secret the cats helped President Obama in his election campaign with their Bite & Run attacks aimed at John McCain, Sarah Palin, Karl Rove and several other republican dignitaries and even our own news anchor team at FOX NEWS.

Our sources have information that Kennedy and the cats planted one of their covert agents, Bo the Portuguese Water Dog in the White House for easy access to Republican ankles. Bo is an illegal alien from Portugual. a socialist country. Once again... proof that Obama's secret plan is to turn the good ole' USA into a Socialist country. We blame those wretched liberal cats and hope that they are deported back to Gitmo where they belong.

Rush Limbaugh released a statment this morning: "It is no coincidence that this black dog was given to the Obamas on the same day as terrorist cat Zevo HUSSEIN Calamari's birthday. This was a present from Ted Kennedy to Zevo, not the Obamas. It is only a matter of time that this country will be taken over by illegal alien pets and turned into a Socialist country. OUCH what the F#@K!!!!!!!!!! What the achooooooooooooooo achooooooooooooooooooooooo peeeuuuuuuuuuuuuu."


In other news
France.... (another socialist country) has reported art and jewelry from the Medici collection missing from the Louvre. No details of the theft have been released as of this hour.

In Britian HRM Queen Elizabeth's corgis are still missing. The Queen blames the Pooses for Peace for flirting with her dogs.

THIS JUST IN: Statement from Zevo hussein Calamari: "Ugh.. I am so hung over.. hand me that basket... ackkkkkk oh so sorry about your shoes..... ....Um... ok.... Oh... yeah... It is total fabrication that Bo Obama is one of our covert agents. If your ankles get in his way of his mouth, then it is your own fault. Portuguese Water dogs are very mouthy. Um...Does this Medici necklace make me look fat? aaaaack ginger ale please... turn those camera lights off paaalease! "

Happy Birthday Dear Queen of Snark!

Associated Press
Montemarte, France

French police were called in to subdue a large crowd of drunken cats claiming to be friends of Nicole Kidman, wearing tiaras and top hats this evening at the Moulin Rouge. Authorities said the cats continued to sing "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend" over and over until patrons of the Moulin Rouge handed over their jewelry.

Many cats were arrested, but all escaped in the middle of the night. No one is sure how they pulled off such a stunt. Authorities are certain that there must be a cat with thumbs involved. None of the jewelry has been recovered.

les chats ont défilé pour la paix

Associated Press
Paris France

Les Chats ont Défilé Pour la Paix
(The Pooses for Peace Parade)

Countless cats wearing Easter bonnets, tiaras and berets paraded down the Avenue des Champs Elysee at dusk today. The eco-friendly parade was hosted by the Pooses for Peace to celebrate Zevomas. Carla Bruni led the parade along with the celebrity cats on solar powered Vespas.

The Pooses for Peace have led other parades on Vespas. In Salem MA it is tradition that the cats lead the Haunted Happenings Parade to kick off the Halloween Season. In Salem they are known as the Gatti della Strega sui Vespas,

Celebrities, George Clooney, Audrey Tautou, Nicole Kidman, Bette Midler were seen riding in hybrid cars in the parade. Johnny Depp made a grand appearance on a pirate themed float along with Pastafarians (devotees of the Flying Spaghetti Monster ) dressed in pirate attire.

Ex-presidential candidate Cheysuli along with Al Gore waved from a solor powered Smart. The Bite & Run Brigades, (to numerous to name) marched in the parade wearing their formal uniforms. Unconfirmed sources reported seeing 2 corgis on the Give Ireland Back to the Irish float. Paul Mcarthey was also spotted on the float.

Thousands of Parisians watched the parade screaming "Vive les chats!" and throwing biodegradable confetti. The parade ended with a fireworks display over the famed La Grande Roue (Ferris Wheel).

Donatella !

Ciao bella gatti!

Potrai così guardare piuttosto indossando Versace couture.
You will look so pretty wearing Versace couture.

A te darò e tutti i tuoi amici vestiti per la festa di compleanno
I will give you and all your friends clothes for the birthday party.

Si prega di portare questi alcuni gatti dolce prosciutto e del vino
Please bring these sweet cats some ham and wine.

Baci per tutti !
Ciao ciao
Donatella

Celebrities arrive in Paris for Zevomas

Hordes of cats, dogs, skunks and celebrities have been pouring into Paris over the past few days to celebrate Zevomas.
Most of the guest are staying at the Ritz Carlton.

Paparazzi have been thrilled to see George Clooney arrive in his solar powered Smart this morning. It is rumored that he is still secretly dating Miss Boo. Johnny Depp sans wife Vanessa Paradis has also been seen drinking wine at a local cafe near the Louvre. Mrs Depp refused to be a part of the celebration. She claims the cats bit her a few years ago while they were staying with the Depps in their French villa.

Other celebrities seen walking the streets of Paris today were Donatella Versace and Gwyenth Paltrow. Versace will be providing the cats with couture to wear at both the Moulin Rouge abd Louvre parties.

Today at a Zevomas Press conference Gwyenth Paltow issued this statement: "I am honored to be invited to Zevo's birthday gala. I had so much fun at Boo's birthday party last year. (Though I still cannot find my favorite pair of earrings I wore that night.)

It will be a pleasure to meet all her new poose friends and to once again be with those who support the Pooses for Peace Foundation. I have chosen a very special gift for Zevo.Chris and his band will be playing at the party. Of course we will leave the children at home. "

No word on the latest whereabouts of the Queen's Corgis.

Zevomas Tradition

It's Thursday and here we are at the Ritz Carlton! We are still waiting for more of our guests to arrive all week The real fun happens next week. I am sure we will find plenty to occupy our time for the next seven days. So many tourist attractions, shows and ankles to bite.

Since this is the second day of Zevomas i thought i would share how Zevo and i became best friends. I am sure many of you have heard this story... but it is tradition to tell it every year while sipping on expensive Champagne.

About eleven um, a few years ago Zevo still lived in San Diego not to far from me. (Her pet human and mine are friends. They met in acupuncture school... anyway that is beside the point! Ha! No pun intended!)

Zevo and her sister Baby Pig were working at The Bread & Cie Bakery. They were driving the truck and delivering bread. They hired a big white dog to help push the pedals on the truck. The bread was never delivered. They were all fired the first week. They went on to try other retail jobs. The Pig worked at a Cheese Shop and was fired for eating the profits. Zevo worked at Starbucks in Hillcrest and was accused of stealing tips and was "let go". She tried cutting hair for awhile but it was not a smart career choice for someone with paws. I am not sure what ever happened to the white dog.

One night they went to Hamburger Mary's for a few margaritas. I was there drowning my sorrows over loosing my sequined flip flops at the beach that day. It was a warm summer night. Its a gay bar, so cats wearing tiaras drink for free. As fate would have it the magic of the margaritas took effect and by midnight we were all dancing on table tops and the bar. Of course, we immediately bonded under the influence of the Agave God and became the best of friends.

We also discovered that we were very good at "finding" expensive jewelry and other fine items that we were able to sell on the black market um, give away to charity. Thus began our reputation as cat burglars. Such an ugly phrase. We prefer to think of ourselves as modern day Robin Hoods... with tiaras.

I won't bore you with how we became celebrities, friends with Miss Lucy Fur, Madonna, Donatella, Johnny Depp, (bit his nasty French wife), arrested at the Vatican, dated George Clooney, met with Fidel Castro.... ... well i really don't want to brag so i will stop there.

Zevo and Baby Pig were forced moved to New England. Baby Pig who was the original founder for Pigs for Peace (now known as The Pooses for Peace) passed away a few years ago. We miss her dearly and her birthday would also be on Tuesday. Before her passing they opened Brothel Calamari , Casino Calamari and Cinema Calamari. All successful businesses! Zevo's pet humans thought she would be lonely so they adopted Nubi wan Kenobi. For the record she was not lonely and is still miffed they did not ask her permission. She tolerates him. They have since tricked Zevo and Nubi and adopted a kitty with thumbs and seven toes. She is much too young for us to bring along.

This week will be the best birthday celebration ever. All pooses are welcome to stay with us at the Ritz. We have the entire hotel to ourselves and a few celebrities. We have invited Nicole Kidman, Ewin McGregor, Audrey Tautou, Gwyneth Paltrow, Johnny Depp and of course my date, George Clooney.

A pre-party will be held at our favorite Paris spot, the Moulin Rouge on Monday night.

For all you who are attending the Birthday Gala at the The Louvre on Tuesday evening, Donatella Versace will be providing outfits for all. Shoes will be provided by Jimmy Choo, Prada and Manolo. You must bring your own tiaras and top hats.

Room service is here. Champagne anyone?
ciao for now
Miss Boo

you are invited

The season of Zevomas starts today Wednesday April 8, 2009 and ends with Zevo Calamari's birthday on Tuesday April 14, 2009. This is a very big birthday for Zevo. (She will be sixteen um 10 so we like to keep her age a secret from the paparazzi.)

This year Zevo has requested to return to Paris for her birthday. Last year her party was held in New York.

The Pooses for Peace have planned a very special week for her and her friends in Paris. Miss Boo has booked the entire Ritz Carlton in Paris. Nubi wan Kenobi is in the process of planning an eco-friendly ticker tape parade. Miss Lucy Fur and i are planning parties at the Louvre and the Moulin Rouge

Parties and activities will be announced during the week.

All pooses are invited to this once in a life time extravaganza. Bring your own tiaras and top hats. Plenty of organic ham, tuna and chicken for all. Donatella Versace will provide attire for all those who attend. A Nip-tini fountain has been placed in the Ritz Carlton for the entire week.

See you in Paris
Happy Zevomas!

love
miss boo
and the The Pooses for Peace

QUEEN SCREAMS BLOODY HELL!

ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT

Unconfirmed sources have seen celebrity cat Miss Lucy Fur and Royal Corgi, Sir Monty snogging at a small cafe in Paris over the weekend. Monty was wearing a beret and smoking a Gauloises. A bottle of Pastis 51 was also on their table with a plate of cheese.

French authorities refuse to extradite the dog to England. No word on where the other corgi Sir Henry is hiding.

Back in Merry Ole England....

WHERE ARE MY BLOODY DOGS?

Associated Press
London GB


Scotland Yard officials have been called in again the week in hopes of finding two of Her Majesty's beloved corgis. The dogs were crated as a precaution when HRM lost her iPod, a gift from President Obama a few days ago. The iPod is still missing. In an unrelated story Carla Bruni is missing a pair of earrings.

Authorities believe all instances are related to the Pooses for Peace. They believe the latest member of the group, a white cat with thumbs who goes by the name of Monkay sprung the dogs loose. No evidence has been found. Security cameras were mysteriously turned off during the caper.

The missing corgis are the same two that escaped in 2007 and ran off with the celebrity cats known now as the Pooses for Peace. The Queen blamed the cats for the disappearance of her crown in 2007, however it was later learned that Barney Bush, dog of dimwit W had stolen it. The dogs were finally returned to HRM after they were captured by Homeland Security at a party in San Diego.


Miss Lucy Fur, one of the highest ranking members of the Pooses for Peace was rumored to be dating on of the dogs on and off in the past. The couple suddenly broke up. Miss Lucy had a breakdown and stopped taking her medication in 2007, which was said to be the cause of their break-up. Since then Miss Lucy Fur has gone into rehab, anger management therapy and and is back on her prescribed medication. She has since gone on to work with her BFF Oprah.

The Pooses for Peace are in Europe as part of the Obama entourage. They will be in France next week for the start of Zevomas. No statement has been released by the cats.

c'est la vie

.....mes boucles d'oreilles?
my earrings?

Pooses for Peace in France

Associated Press
Fance

Michele Obama and Carla Bruni invited Pooses for Peace celebrity cats, Zevo hussein Calamari, Miss Boo and Miss Lucy Fur to join them this weekend during the Obamas' visit. Unconfirmed sources report that Oscar de la Renta was livid that Michele Obama asked the celebrity cats for fashion advice for her European visit instead of him.

The cats are part of the Obama entourage. President Obama feels an allegiance to the Pooses for Peace for their covert Bite & Run escapades during the Bush years. All members of the Pooses for Peace added Hussein to their name in solidarity with President Obama during the election.. They have been getting negative press from the Religious Right for being communist, muslim and heathens ever since.

The cats will stay in France to celebrate the seven days of Zevomas which begins next week. Zevomas is the season of Zevo Calamari's birthday.

BREAKING NEWS ...Royal iPod Missing......

DETAILS TO FOLLOW........ HER ROYAL MAJESTY LOSES iPod from Obama.......
Scotland Yard called in....... Press Conference at 9AM Friday
HRM Corgies Crated for protection.........
Queen heard screaming WHERE'S MY BLOODY iPOD all over Britain

april fools

dear zevo and nubi

april fools...... you have NOT been baby-sitting me for the past several weeks.... i am here to stay.

i do wish those pet humans of yours would stop changing my name.

My first pet human called me Nuit...after the Egyptian goddess of night and it is French for night. I liked it. I think i did. Then again... who can remember such things. I was living with many cats and not eating as well as i am now. Since i have been here i have gained at least a pound. But i am still a size 0. I was a negative 0 before. The Olsen twins have nothing on me.

After arriving here at Casa Calamari it was too confusing for Nubi for me to be called Nuit.. so the female began to call me Bleu Nuit. (she spent too much time in Bourges France, known for its blue nights)

The male could not accept that name so now i am Bleu Luna or sometimes Luna Bleu or.....Poosalita. (and when i am called Poosalita little mice from the Cinderella movie begin to sing.)

By tomorrow i am sure they will change my name once more. Perhaps it is their pass time.

I am not shocked. They call Nubi several names in one day.. Nubi, Poosehead, Mr Poosehead, Sheriff Poosehead, Sheriff Big Hat and POOSE.

Zevo is treated with more respect. (i think she is old - i am only one and a half.) Queen Zevo, Your Royal Snarkness, Queen of Snark and dearest Poose.

So...happy april fools...it would be nice if Zevo would stop hissing at me and if Nubi would stop following me around.

Oh...by the way, i do have thumbs..and 7 toes on my back feet. I wonder if Versace can make shoes for me?

xoxoxo
the poose formally known as Nuit!

all we are saying ......is give Earth a chance....,

The Pooses for Peace invite you to Turn Out your lights for one hour tomorrow night...
Earth Hour is 8:30pm -9:30pm
Think of all the fun you can have iin the dark...wooo hooooo

for more info visit
http://www.earthhourus.org/main.php

at the Golden Door Spa....

Ahhhhh....Sunshine at last!

We have all taken a much needed break from the toxic AIG Bite & Run and have checked into the Golden Door Spa of Escondido CA. Since i was born in Escondido i am a celebrity here!

We will be detoxing with tuna smoothies, chelation therapy, acupuncture, massages and of course organic tequial sunrises.

Miss Boo will be teaching Pooseananda Yoga and Miss Lucy Fur is now a Reiki Poose-master. Her services will be most needed for all of us. I intend to soak up some much needed sun and get as many massages as possible.

We left Nubi home to babysit that new kitty...whatever her name is. And he is also babysitting the pet human while she recovers from some form of western medicine torture she had to have.
Nubi is no fun to bring to a spa anyway.. this is girls week only.

Oh...gotta run. They just brought in my free range chicken platter with cat nip sprouts.
Namaste!
zevo

p.s. as you may know, our pet human works on an antique mac and is not always able to visit blogs that are filled with lots of pics and cool gadgets.....we now have a page on facebook (which makes life easier) If you would like to be a Pooses for Peace fan and upload your picture please visit us FaceBook Page

AIG Executives receive BONUS Bite & Run Attack

Associated Press
Connecticut

AIG Executives who received huge bonuses not only had to worry about the Lifestyles of the Rich and Infamous Bus Tours or the mobs of angry protesters this past week.

Today authorities have just confirmed that several of the executives of the greedy firm were ambushed by hundreds of cats in what is now known as a BONUS Bite & Run attack.

Hordes of cats wearing black leather jackets, some donning tiaras, one wearing what appeared to be Bono's glasses, another in a Jedi robe were seen running away from the scene. Screams, sneezes and gagging was heard through out the states of Connecticut and New York in the past hour. All those who were bit or suffering from allergy attacks were taken to an undisclosed hospital for the rich and greedy. There is no word on who was actually bit or their condition. Several executives have reported missing blackberries, iPhones and watches and are demanding that the tax payers buy them new ones.

Biohazard teams were sent in to clear up the odor of stench. Reports that the Poot & Run and the Poop & Run also left hefty bonuses for all during the ambush.

Authorities believe this is the work of the infamous Pooses for Peace and their legions of covert Bite & Run Brigades. No arrests have been made as it is rumored that Barack Obama requested the attack.

Zevo Calamari, spokes-poose for the cats and wearing what seemed to be Bono-like glasses issued a statement today"Cough, gag.. yuck... oh paaaaleeez....who was wearing the Old Spice? gag.. Give me a hit of that tequila. Ack.. greed has such a vile after taste....ack.......Many of the bites were bites to the bone... our idea of a real BONUS! ....Do these glasses make me look fat? ack..... "

zevo hallucinates

Oooooooh.....my poor head. that was some party... i am so glad i have these huge sunglasses to wear until i recover! hmmm.... i look soooo cool in these. Too bad they have to go on eBay later. I have to pay for those new Versace shoes somehow.

And that was some cat nip we had the other night... i am still hallucinating. There are way too many black cats here. I am seeing triple.

Hmmm... i know the big one is Nubi.....but wasn't that other little one supposed to go back? They did say we were just babysitting her............ i can't remember her name.....Green? Bleu? Pink? it was some color....but that was like... um ....hmm... a month ago? Why is she still here?

Oh my head.... ouch. It hurts to see. And that other black and white cat is just too scary. It hasn't moved for hours. Maybe this cat nip is making me paranoid.............

hmmmm.... i am soooo hungry...... any munchies around here? I bet those other cats ate all the good stuff.

Oh well la de da...i think i can wait a few more days before i sell these glasses and blackberry on eBay.

zevo

WHERE ARE MY BLOODY GLASSES?

Associated Press
Salem MA

Salem police were called to quell the noise at the Casino Calamari last night. The Pooses for Peace held their annual St Patty's O'Poose Party. U2 and Bono were guests and played until police arrived at 3:00am.

Salem mayor Kimberly Driscoll and her signature black suit attempted to make a guest appearance at 7:00pm but was stopped at the door by bouncer Nubi wan Kenobi for not wearing green. Unconfirmed sources report that Driscoll screamed "Those wretched cats will be sorry for this!" before stormeing off. She lost a watch and earrings on the way out along with her iPhone and the official City of Salem blackberry.

Hung-over cats were seen all over Salem this morning. There was line of cats ordering Bloody Mary's at In a Pigs Eye and lines of cats at the Witch's Brew as well. Local merchants are thankful the cat have been boosting their business during this so called recession.

In other news, Bono has lost his sunglasses. He lost them the last time he played at Casino Calamari. Zevo Calamari issued a statement" We appreciate Bono and U2 playing such wonderful music last night. Thank you so much. What glasses?"

Party O'Pooses

Come join us at Hamburger O' Marys (located inside Casino O'Calamari's)
in Salem for a St Patty's Day party.
5:00 pm-?
wear green

Tickets are still available for this event.

Call 1-800-Boo-Zevo. Have your credit card ready!

May the Tuna dish rise up to meet you,
Zevo O' Calamari and the Pooses O'Peace

ps. we will be celebrating the good cat scan news that our pet human does not have evil aliens living inside her!

BOSTON
Associated Press

The St Patrick's Day parade was led this year by the O'Danny Boy Pipe Band playing "When Irish Pooses are Smiling." Followed by the controversial Pooses for Peace Float.

A Poose Pride Float was rejected by parade officials and pooses wearing rainbow shirts protested on the side lines. The Boston Catholic Diocese has rejected the Gay Pooses of America. Hordes of cats marched behind the float carrying banners and singing Hello Dolly.

Unconfirmed sources report that Ted Kennedy invited the celebrity cats and their friends to a celebration after the parade. It is no secret that Kennedy and the cats are good friends. Kennedy invited the cats to ride along with him and his dog Splash, in his limo to the St Patty's Party held at Casino Calamari in Salem MA. The River Dance Poose Dancers led by Boo, Miss Lucy Fur, Monkay and Nubi O'Kenobi will open for Bono and U2 later tonight.

The mayor of Salem has asked for Boston PD back up for tonight's celebrations. She sent a warning to all attending the party to wear cheap jewelry. She has not commented if she will attend the party.

Zevo O'Calamari has issued a statement to the Mayor:"Don't even think you will be allowed in with that black suit! Wear something green or be bit!" Oh..... pass me a hit off that flask will you dear? Do you think green makes me look fat?

Pooses for Peace Declare Laugh at Limbaugh Week!

CNN BREAKING NEWS
This just in The Situation Room

During Rush Limbaugh's radio show today, hundreds of cats wearing tiaras, black leather jackets, and one donning a Jedi robe and light saber rushed into the studio and laughed at him. Some laughed so hard they peed on the floor, others unfortunately did more than pee on the floor. Between the stench and the shrieking laughter. Limbaugh had to break to a commercial.

A biohazard team was brought in to clean up the odor and mess. Limbaugh was rushed to an undisclosed hospital. Unconfirmed sources are not sure if his tears were due to the odor, allergies or that his feelings were hurt by a bunch of pussy cats.

Authorities are not sure if this is the work of the infamous Pooses for Peace, known for Bite & Run attacks. This is the first Laugh & Run attack reported. Since there is no law making laughter a crime, no charges can or will be filed.

Zevo Calamari, spokes-poose for the Pooses for Peace issued a statement today. "We have had several requests for a Limbaugh Bite & Run. I shall not permit anyone to endanger themselves in such a manner. Mr Limbaugh is beyond toxic. He is not only filled with oxycontin, viagra and cigar fumes, but he is filled with hate. We do not want any of our covert operatives to risk taking in any of these lethal substances. Instead we have decided the best way to silence this hate monger is to laugh at him. And keep laughing. This man is a fat clown. Just laugh at him. This is much worse than any bite he could every receive!" and um .. could you please pass me a hit off that flask? Does this tiara make me look fat?

The Pooses for Peace have proclaimed this LAUGH AT LIMBAUGH WEEK.

ps we apologize for not visiting blogs lately. we have several excuses. ... please don't make the pet human list them. thanks!