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2007-01-10

Barney Bush checks in the Betty Ford Center

AP
Unconfirmed sources report that Barney Bush has checked into the Betty Ford Center late last night. Barney blames his latest rash of stealing on alcohol abuse. No comment has been made from the White House.

Tony Snow has denied that Barney is in a 12 step program at this morning's press conference. He has also said it is just a coincident that the Mayor of Salem's earrings and palm pilot were mysteriously returned last night.

Salem residents claim to have seen an Air Force One helicopter flying over City Hall last evening. Others reported to have seen a small UFO. One tiny group of Pastafarians claim it was the Great Flying Spaghetti Monster and they were blessed by his noodley appendage.

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1 comment:

zevo calamari said...

I would drink too if my pet human was The Decider.