"Happy Birthday Princess Latkes! So sorry I can not attend your party tonight.
Zevo is throwing me a birthday bash at the Casino Calamari this evening and I have to stay on the east coast all week.
Oh.....tell Al to call me!
Good Night and Good Luck"
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