Planet Calamari Zazzle shop

2007-01-13

Statue of David Missing

AP
Florence, Italy
Michelangelo's statue of David in front of Palazzo Vecchio was missing this morning. Italian authorities are baffled how anyone could have pulled off such a daring stunt.

Two inebriated locals claim to have seen three cats wearing tiaras in a truck near the scene of the crime around 4 am. Both men were placed in a mental hospital for evaluation.

A reward for 2 million dollars is offered to anyone who can retrieve the statue and bring it back.

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1 comment:

zevo hussein calamari said...

I think it will look great in the lobby of the casino calamari....or do you think we should put it in brothel calamari?
ciao