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Special CNN Report

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Live from the Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer

Tonight we will bring you information on the latest poose fad sweeping the nation...
Celebrity ankle biting.

Reports over the weekend poured in with news of Vanessa Paradis in San Diego and Keith Olbermann's girlfriend in Salem, MA both having their ankles bit at parties. Both have been admitted to the hospital for stitches and plastic surgery to their ankles.

In the past reports of Paris Hilton, Nichol Richie and others were also bit on the ankle. Authorities believe it may be poose gang related.

Unconfirmed sources claim that cats wearing tiaras have been biting the girlfriends of celebrity men for the past year. We will be interviewing some of these witnesses later on CNN, however their identity will remain anonymous and each will be given a free pair of boots for protection.

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