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2007-01-01

Jedi make surprise visit to Gala

Qui Gon Jin and Obi Wan Kenobi made a guest appearance last night at the Hamburger Mary's Grand Opening as the E Street Band sang happy birthday to Nubi Wan Kenobi. Miss Zevo Calamari thought it would be a nice gesture for her new roomate and newly employed bouncer.

Unconfirmed sources claim that the party is still going on. Although the mayor of Salem has insisted that she was promised by the owners it would end at 2 am.

The mayor did not attend and has demanded that her diamond earrings that were "lost" at the Halloween Poose Ball be returned at once. No questions will be asked and no charges will be made if they are returned immediately.

No other details of the gala are available at this time.

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