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Safe in Italy

Ciao ciao girls,
I guess you heard thru the grape vine that i am staying at George's villa until his lawyers help me sort out this mess. Really...if i were to steal a palm pilot it would belong to someone who had better phone numbers stored in it. And those earrings were mine! I "found" them on Cinco de Mayo.... remember?

Why don't you two hop a plane and come visit? You know there is plenty of room, limoncella and parties. It would be so much fun.

Lucy Fur, if you could be a dear and bring some of my new Versace that Donatella gave me, and Zevo darling, please bring some extra Manolos. I want to look my best for George. Oh and could you pay my substitute for me?


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