AP
SALEM, MA
The Mayor of Salem has asked for her diamond earrings to be returned as soon as possible. No questions will be asked and no charges will be filed. The earrings have been missing since the Halloween Poose Ball. Unconfirmed sources claim the mayor blames a few of the attendees to the ball.
The Mayor did not attend the New Year's Eve grand opening of Hamburger Mary's. She said she will boycott the restaurant owned by celebrity pooses until her earrings are returned.
The city of Salem is still recovering from the influx of celebrities and pooses over the weekend. However local business owners said they made more money this weekend than they did in October during the Halloween madness and welcome the new restaurant.
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