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FBI agents stormed the home of celebrity poose Miss Boo last evening in hopes of finding the stolen diamond earrings and palm pilot belonging to the Mayor of Salem. Agents were shocked when Miss Boo's pet human calmly said "What cat?" and then offered them a bowl of lentil soup. Unconfirmed sources claim that after that the agents stayed for acupuncture treatments and left the house feeling refreshed and calm, but without earrings, palm pilot or cat.

Rumors are that Miss Boo has fled to Italy to stay with George Clooney until the matter is resolved. Mr. Clooney has no comment.

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