Where is Barney Bush?

AP
Washington DC
In a press conferance this morning Tony Snow denied that Barney Bush was checked into the Betty Ford Center, denied that he was guilty of stealing the mayor of Salem's palm pilot and earrings, denied that he dresses in drag, denied the existance of celebrity cats Zevo Calamari, Miss Boo, Lucy Fur et all....
He has also denied that an Airforce One helicopter flew over Salem's City Hall the other night. The USA denies any proof of UFOs however is investigating reports of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Mr. Snow did however confirm the existance of WMDs, terrorist pooses and the conspiracy lies about global warming made up by liberals.

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