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Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie report missing sunglasses...

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were forced to go without sunglasses today. Unconfirmed sources say the two were out partying last night at a famous club in Boston and claim that their Christian Dior glasses have been missing since.

Boston Police commented that they are much too busy with real crime to pursue a search for the missing glasses.

Coincidentally in New York, Donald Trump's hairpiece is rumored to be missing. In Baltimore, Cal Ripken Jr. has reported a missing case of Natty Boh and his Oriole baseball hat.

Authorities do not believe any of these crimes are connected with one another.

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