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Trump fires back

New York

Donald Trump has threatened to sue Miss Lucy Fur unless she takes back her comments. "My hair is not made of the fur of dead mice. She will be hearing from my lawyers."

Unconfirmed sources claim that Rosie O' Donnell has sent Miss Lucy Fur a dozen roses and offered her lawyer's services if they are needed. Barbara Walters has invited Miss Lucy Fur to be a guest next week on The View.

Trump is said to be concerned about his art collection and has hired extra security guards with added security cameras at Trump Towers.

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