Charo comes to Casino Calamari

Since Zevo has left me in charge of running the casino and the brothel i have decided to book Charo for this week's show. Today is her birthday so there will be a special Cuchi Cuchi performance at the Casino Calamari.

Tao and Sarge from Baltimore are here to help out. Sarge did bring a case of Natty Boh. I do hope they hired legal poose substitutes this time. That whiney Lou Dobbs is always complaining about illegal poose aliens working and taking American pooses' jobs. He should come see Charo and chill out.

Zevo should be home soon. It was hard to hear what she was saying on the phone... something about making room for a statue and new art for her office?

Oh... Charo's limo just pulled up!
cuchi cuchi
nubi wan kenobi

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