YOU ARE INVITED
to

princess calamari's

Surprise Birthday Bash

at
CASINO CALAMARI
tonight 8 pm-?

special guest
Steve Martin

Wine and Strega shots
Niptinis

Back to Earth

Whew! We are so hung over........What a great party. Thanks to all who attended. You all looked fabulous and who knew that all of you could dance so well to Ewok music?

Zevo wore her Princess Leia slave girl outfit. Boo wore a versace space suit and looked stunning even though she left her Jimmy Choos back on Earth. We were happy that Miss Lucy Fur is back on her meds and was the hit of the party. Bubba is such a lady's man.... what a flirt. Tao and Sarge were kind enough to bring cases of Natty Boh in case we ran out of Coronas.

Thank you for all the gifts and birthday wishes. We need to nap and recover from the space travel and the tequila. Tomorrow is our pet human's birthday and we are planning a surprise party for her at the Casino Calamari. Steve Martin will be performing. You are all invited. This time we will be serving wine and shots of Strega.

Oh... for those of you who attended her party last year please note that we hid her banjo so she will not annoy us play it.

Could someone turn out the lights and bring us some ginger ale and asprin?

Happy Birthday Nubi wan Kenobi

From the Forest Moon of Endor.......
This party is out of this world!

May the Force be with you!

BREAKING NEWS.....

This just in the CNN SITUATION ROOM ......

A spaceship resembling The Millennium Falcon was seen taking off over Nevada's Area 51 early this morning.
An tourist has claimed to have seen two droids, a wookie and hordes of cats wearing tiaras, jedi robes and carrying light sabers boarding the ship before take off. Some were carrying cases of Corona beer and Jose Cuervo.

The US Air Force denies that any activity has taken place at Area 51. The tourist who reported the incident has been taken to a detention facility for interrogation mental hospital for treatment.

Rumors are flying around the blog-o-sphere that the infamous Pooses for Peace Bite & Run Brigade were off to a birthday party for Jedi Poose, Nubi wan Kenobi which will be held on the forest moon of Endor.

OUR NEXT STORY.....Authorities are still searching for clues on the Bite & Run attack on Presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani yesterday.
Stay tuned.....

Breaking News

FOX NEWS
This just in ........

Rudy Giuliani is the latest victim of a Bite & Run attack this morning. Rudy was bit while dodging questions about mob affiliations, travel expenses and illegal immigration. Unconfirmed sources claim to have seen a herd of cats dressed in black, a few wearing tiaras and one sporting a jedi robe running from the scene. Mr. Giuliani is in stable condition at an undisclosed hospital.

We at Fox News... a Fair and Balanced news source, are certain it was the work of those liberal cats known as Pooses for Peace. Most probably they are illegal aliens and have ties with terrorist groups.... as all liberal anti-Americans do.

Coming up next........ Unusual activity at Area 51 in Nevada.

You Are Invited..........

Home Sweet Home

We had so much fun playing hide and go seek with Homeland Security last week, but that can get so boring. Those guys really need to get a sense of humor.

Though Salem is a funky little town, it is good to be back home. We missed our pet humans, even if they are a little strange. At least they gave us turkey for Thanksgiving..... they had nachos and margaritas instead of the traditional Thanksgiving day feast.

Boo and Lucy Fur are back in San Diego. Bubba spent Thanksgiving in Florida, and Tao and Sarge were forced to babysit this past weekend in Baltimore.

We all need some rest before Nubi's birthday party this weekend........ it is a surprise. shhhhhhhh
I will have the invites ready later this week. Get ready for an OUT of this world party!

Time for a nap
xooxoox
zevo

Tonight at The Casino Calamari we have few very special guests. .....The Singing Nuns.

The Sisters of Perpetual Holy Cheese in Switzerland arranged for us to travel incognito back to the USA with the Singing Nuns. I must say we all looked very dignified in those habits and veils. Walking by Homeland Security humming Dominique was a breeze! I think these nun costumes may come in handy again.

Mother Superior of the Perpetual Holy Cheese Convent had a long talk with Miss Lucy Fur and advised her not to take vows, as she would have to give up wearing her tiara ..among other things. She also urged her to begin taking her medication as soon as possible.

We would like to thank the Sisters for all their help and the great cheese and wine.

The Pooses for Peace

The First Thanksgiving

On the first Thanksgiving, stow-away pooses aboard the Mayflower held a feast with the Indian pooses who befriended them when they entered this new land. Together they smoked the peace pipe, drank rum and danced to the beat of the native drums. Unlike their human counterparts, the English pooses remained friends with their new Indian friends and respected their customs and their land.

Today pooses in America celebrate this day with a feast, rum and an occasional toke on the peace-pipe while watching the Macy's Day parade in hopes of seeing the Cat in the Hat balloon.

We wish you and your family a very Happy Thanksgiving!

This season pooses encourage their pet owners to stay home and shop in their pjs at The Planet Calamari Shop

Entertainment Tonight

Rumors are flying! Is it true that celebrity cat Miss Lucy Fur is once again off her medication and is about to join a convent?

Our sources tell us that Miss Lucy Fur just found out that her pet human is thinking about getting.... a puppy. Not just any puppy, but a German Shepherd. And to make matters worse the pet human has a grandchild who will be staying for Thanksgiving.

Other sources claim that Miss Lucy Fur is grief stricken that her boyfriend the Royal Corgie dumped her last week for a poodle.

CIA agents believe that the celebrity cats known as The Pooses for Peace have been in hiding from Homeland Security at a convent run by The Sisters of Perpetual Holy Cheese, in Switzerland. The convent was searched yesterday by agents and they could not find any trace of the cats. However one agent claims to have seen a short nun wearing a tiara under her habit.

The Sisters of Perpetual Holy Cheese refused to comment on whether the cats are under their protection or if Miss Lucy Fur will soon become Sister Mary Lucy Fur.

Stay tuned for more on this story.

Next after the break.....Britney Spears loses her keys.

A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!

Associated Press
Austria

CIA agents attempted to investigate reports of the renegade cats known as The Pooses for Peace wanted by Homeland Security. Authorities believe the cats are hiding at a convent run by The Sisters of Perpetual Holy Cheese.

Unconfirmed sources claim to have heard the nuns singing "How do you solve a problem like Zevo" after the CIA agents left the convent. No cats were found.

Mysteriously the agents' vechicles were unable to start. Someone had stolen the batteries and unplugged the cables. One CIA agent has reported that his sunglasses are now missing.

The whereabouts of these cats remains unknown.

soft and white... clean and bright.......

Associated Press
Salzburg, Austria

Last night's final performance at the Salzburg Music Festival ended with a standing ovation, a chase scene and the song Edelweiss floating through the mountain air.

Authorities are baffled by the appearance of a group of singing cats, who called themselves The Von Trapp Poose Singers. They were dressed in costumes made from what appeared to be fabric from hotel drapes. Three were also wearing tiaras.

The cats sang Edelweiss as their last song. The audience sang along with tears in their eyes. After the third standing ovation the cats were no where to be found. Unconfirmed sources believe these cats are the infamous Pooses for Peace Bite and Run Brigade and are wanted by US Homeland Security.

The cats were seen fleeing over the mountains to a nearby convent on the border of Switzerland.



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Climb every mountain.......

Some of you may have heard that The Pooses for Peace have been implicated in the "reporter ham whapping plot " which you can read more about at Cheysuli's blog

We thought this would be a good time to take a vacation to a neutral country and lay low. Besides, this way we can catch up with our bankers and redo this blog. Our blog slave will be adding the kitty blog roll very soon. Please be patient, she has an antique mac.

Have a great weekend!
The Pooses for Peace

p.s. The hills are alive.... with the sound of pooses..........

Senator Lucy Fur Scolds Hillary and Obama

I am Senator Lucy Fur and i am asking.....No.... i am telling you both to knock it off. You will stop the name calling, the blame game, and the mud slinging. And you will both answer the questions directly without dancing around the real answer.

If this childish behavior continues during your campaign i will be forced to send in the Bite and Run Brigade.....and need i remind you what happened to Rummy, Karl Rove and Alberto Gonzales when they met the brigade? You should both know you don't stand a chance to win against the Pooses for Peace favorite candidate Cheysuli

Now in the words of Loretta Castorini, "SNAP OUT OF IT!"

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Poose Alert...Save the Whales!

Pooses for Peace support the Pro-Life for all Whales and sea friends movement.
Please help our large friends by having your pet humans sign this petition.



"Endangered right whales should not have to die for military practice. Please help protect them."
James Taylor

The U.S. Navy wants to put a training range for lethal mid-frequency sonar next to a key migratory route for endangered right whales -- off the coast of Cape Hatteras, North Carolina.

Click www.nrdonline.org here and tell the Navy not to put its proposed sonar range next to the right whale's migratory route.

Tonight On David Letterman...... Jedi Poose Nubi wan Kenobi! Musical guest Moby.

Tonights Top Ten list by Nubi Wan Kenobi

TOP TEN WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PET HUMAN

10. SPIT OUT YOUR FOOD INTO THE DRINKING FOUNTAIN

9. RUN AROUND THE HOUSE RINGING ALL THE WIND CHIMES

8. BITE YOUR HUMAN'S CALVES WHILE SHE IS DOING DOWNWARD FACING DOG

7. THROW UP ON THE BED AT 3:00 AM

6. CRAWL INTO THE REFRIGERATOR EVERY TIME IT IS OPENED

5. ANNOY ALL THE OTHER CATS IN THE HOUSE

4. BITE THE LANDLORD

3. DEMAND TO HAVE BIRDIE TOYS THROWN WHILE THEY ARE ON IMPORTANT
PHONE CALLS

2. HIDE THE CAR KEYS

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO ANNOY YOUR PET HUMAN IS:
POOP IN THE CAT BOX RIGHT AFTER THEY CLEAN IT

Coming up next ..... Musical guest Moby ....Stay tuned!

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Thank you Kitty Limericks!

Wow! Were we all surprised and honored to to be featured on the KittyLimericks.blogspot.com the past few days. Our pet human has been under the weather and not helping us read other blogs all week. We are hoping she makes more time for blogging soon.

Thank you so much Ms. Karen Jo.... What a nice treat! You are now an honorary member of the Pooses for Peace and will have the protection of The Bite Patrol.

Here are the wonderful limericks by Miss Karen Jo


Nubi Wan Kenobi
Nubee Wan Kenobi is a Jedi kitty.
When he waves his light-saber, it's really pretty.
Get out of the way
When he enters the fray,
'Cause he leads the Bite and Run Committee.

Miss Boo
It is so much fun to party with Boo,
But wear cheap earrings whenever you do.
They may disappear,
Right off of your ear,
If you wear diamond earrings to party with Boo.

Zevo Calamari
Zevo Calamari has a lot of class.
She bit Karl Rove right on the -- ask
Karl Rove just where
The teeth laid him bare.
Then three kitties in black ran off through the grass.

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Something to talk about

Associated Press
Pembroke Pines, Florida

Police with military helicopters were called into a small trailer park on Saturday night after several complaints of loud music and drunk cats dancing on mobile-home rooftops. Unconfirmed sources claim that singer Bonnie Raitt and her band showed up at the party unannounced. Raitt will also be performing this week in the area and is said to be BFF with the celebrity cats known as the Pooses for Peace. Miss Raitt performed her famous hit song written by friend John Prine, "Poose Angel From Montgomery" The chorus sung by cats could be heard in the next county.

"Make me an poose angel that flies from montgomery
Make me a poster of an old rodeo
Just give me one thing that I can hold on to
To believe in this living is just a hard way to go"


Florida authorities are also looking for any connection to the mysterious Bite & Run attack during the confirmation of Attorney General Mukasey last week. The Pooses for Peace have not been formally charged or or listed as suspects as there was no evidence left at the scene. All security cameras at the time of the Bite & Run were shut off and all that was left were gloved paw prints.

The only comment Miss Raitt gave to reporters about her association with the rebel cats was "Well there is something to talk about..."

This morning Miss Raitt was seen wearing pajamas, drinking a Bloody Mary sitting on a wicker chair that had been chewed by Bubba the cat. Hung over cats were seen sleeping all over the park.

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CNN NEWS FLASH LIVE

I am Wolf Blitzer and welcome to the Situation Room.

Last night the senate confirmed Michael Mukasey as the new Attorney General. Mukasey's confirmation came after an emotional debate over his refusal during Senate hearings to call the interrogation technique that simulates drowning 'torture'. Key Democrats, including Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid of Nevada, argued that was enough reason to oppose the nomination.

Immediately after the confirmation of Mr. Mukasey all 53 of the Senators who voted for Mukasey, as well as the new attorney general were simultaneously bit by cats wearing tiaras, jedi robes, flip flops and beach attire. Screams and obscenities were heard several miles away.

All victims of this Bite And Run remain in stable condition at Walter Reed Hospital.

A note was found by police that said "Certainly if water-boarding is not torture, then neither is biting. Shame on all of you."

All cats escaped the scene of the crime immediately and no suspects have been named. Unconfirmed sources claim the cats were on their way to a party in Florida.

Stay tune for more on CNN.
Coming up next... Britney Spears spills her coffee.

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Party at Bubba's

Hey everyone, Bubba here.....

Since Zevo and Nubi's pet humans still have cooties i have invited them down for the weekend. They could use some Florida sunshine and they need to get away from those infected humans. Carrying trays of chinese herbs and miso soup can really wear a poose out.

Boo and Lucy Fur are tired of breathing burnt ash from the SoCal fires so i invited them too. And since i invited them, i had to invite Tao and Sarge who need to get away from that crying baby with the big feet.

Officially this is a party. Of course since those celebrity pooses will be here we will have to have good beer and margaritas. I will have to think of a way to make sure my pet human goes out this weekend.

Everyone is invited.
B.Y.O.N. bring your own nip

Party on dude,
Bubba

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Whew.... i am exhausted. Nursing those humans back to health is so much work. Bringing trays of ginger tea, echinacea drops, Wellness formula, stinky Chinese herbs, tissues and miso soup has worn me out.

Nubi was not much help. He decided to nap with the humans instead of pulling his weight, (which is gaining by the day...hint... hint)

I have decided to take the rest of the day off. Please turn the lights out .....and oh could someone cover me.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zevo

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Casino Calamari will be closed this weekend
due to the nor-easter storm
and the cold cooties our pet humans have been infected with.

El Dia de los Muertos

AP
Salem, MA

The Ghostbusters have been called into Salem today as complaints flooded the local police department after a seance last night at the Casino Calamari. Unconfirmed sources report that the ghost of Frida Kahlo, Doctor Dolittle and a few cats who claimed to have belonged to Nathaniel Hawthorne have been spotted spooking tourists.

The Casino Calamari, owned by celebrity cats Zevo Calamari, Miss Boo and Lucy Fur, all native San Diegans claim that it is part of the Mexican Day of the Dead celebration and that the spirits mean no harm.

A Dia de los Muertos fiesta will be held tonight and tomorrow to honor all those loved ones who passed on .

For more information on The Day of the Dead traditions please visit spanish.about.com

AP
Salem, MA
Thousands of tourists, hordes of cats and celebrities have been flooding into Salem the past few days to celebrate Halloween.

Mayor Kimberly Driscoll has called for police reinforcements from surrounding cities for tonight. Extra security has also been brought in for the Annual Poose Witch Ball. This event is invitation only. Invitees are picked by the celebrity cats known as the Gatti della Strega (the Witch Cats). Last year the mayor was said to have fainted at the sight of Captain Jack Sparrow and claims her earrings were stolen by the cats.

This year the mayor was not invited . When asked why the mayor was snubbed, Spokes-poose Zevo Calamari replied "She can go hang out at that tacky carnival with those carnies that she forced on the city of Salem. Afterwards she can watch the fireworks over the wrecking yard."

Unconfirmed sources have reported seeing George Clooney , Julia Roberts and the cast of the Rocky Horror Show dining at In A Pig's Eye. Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock were spotted shopping at The Cat, The Crow, and The Crown, run by the official witch of Salem, Laurie Cabot . Oprah and her entourage bought several bottles of Castano wine at Pamplemouse. The remaining cast of Bewitched, led by Doctor Bombay was seen in a chartered Salem Red Trolley Tour Bus on the way to the House of Seven Gables.

Salem Haunted Happenings

AP
Salem, Massachusetts
Haunted Happenings Event Schedule

Strega Zevo Calamari will be reading paws and the tarot every night at the Hawthorne Hotel in the haunted room. Please call for reservations. Strega Zevo Calamari is known as the psychic to the stars and has consulted with celebrities, diplomats and royalty. (Unfortunately some of those such as Britney Spears, Rosie O'Donnell and the mayor of Salem have not heeded her warnings of crash and burn syndrome.)

Madam Booooooooooo will be conducted ghost tours through out Salem each evening at 9pm. Only the brave of heart should dare to walk with her as she takes you through the graveyards, haunted houses and the finale.... the House of the Seven Gables to meet the ghost of Nathaniel Hawthorne.

Nubi Wan Kenobi, The official Black Cat of Salem will be signing autographs at the Witch Museum daily. Bubba the cat will be performing magic tricks also.

Join The Countess Lucy Fur On the haunted tall ship
The Friendship for an evening of spook-tac-ular ghost stories.

Visit Tao and Sarge's Natty Boh and Tuna cake stand in The Salem Commons for a tasty treat.

The Annual Poose Witch Ball
will be held at The Casino Calamari
on Halloween Night from 10pm- ?
Costumes are mandatory. Call 1-800-boo-zevo for tickets.

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Greetings,

It is mandatory that we all dress in costume for the next week since we live in Salem, MASS.

I wanted to thank everyone for their prayers and purrs for all our friends in Southern California. Our pet humans are relieved that their families and loved ones are all safe... and that is all that matters right now.

We are sorry we have not been able to visit everyones' blogs. We were glued to the KPBS site waiting for news of the fires.

Boo and Lucy Fur are safe and flew in from San Diego last night and they are both here at the Casino Calamari for our Halloween Gala. Bubba is flying in from Florida this weekend and Tao and Sarge will also join us. The party starts tonight and ends on midnight November 1.

All pooses are invited. Costumes are mandatory!
B.Y.O.N
bring your own nip

Love
Zevo Calamari
aka Countess Von Poosula


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Send in the Rain

We have decided to take matters into our own paws. .... and have hired a Native American to dance the rain dance for southern California.

Visualize rain. Nap for rain. Pray for rain.

We need a miracle.....NOW!

Sending healing thoughts to all who are in Southern California.

zevo and The Pooses for Peace

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Calling from Dante's Inferno

Zevo..... please call me, but use the landline since the cell phones are not working here. My pet human will not let me outside. She said it is too dangerous.

Most of San Diego is burning down and the fire drives coyotes into the city. It looks like the end of the world. .....this is scary stuff.

I am so worried about all the animals who have not been evacuated. And i am really worried about all those poor pooses at the Wild Animal Park. Please have everyone send good thoughts and purrs to all in need.

Poor Lucy Fur and i were supposed to go shopping today..... i guess the malls are closed too. Maybe you can get us a red-eye flight to Salem for the weekend? We would rather be there with you celebrating Halloween than burning in hell.

Pray for rain. Pray for snow.
love
boo

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My pet human is walking today in the Save the Ta Ta's Walk. ...well that is what her pink shirt said. I am so proud of her. She has been very brave these past few months. I am a lucky poose to have such a great pet human....even if she does scream at me when i chew the wicker chairs.

Sending healing purrs and lots of pink sparkles today

bubba

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Napping for World Peace

In honor of the His Holiness, The Dali Lama being awarded a Congressional Gold Medal we will are calling pooses around the world to Nap for World Peace today.

Namaste,

Pooses for Peace

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Cat's Bill of Rights

Boo asked that we post this!

Cats are animals (who) know what their rights are.
-Eli Khamorov

I am the cat, & I have certain inalienable rights:
I have the right to walk over your face anytime I wish, day or night.
I have the right to observe & comment on any & all bathroom behavior.
Further, I have the right to be highly offended by any closed door.
I have the right to smell your shoes to determine if you have been fraternizing
or cavorting or frolicking with any highly questionable animals.
I have the right to assist in any food preparation, cooking, cleaning, or eating
event that may occur in the home.
I have the right to wake you at 3:00 in the morning if I find my food dish is not
to my satisfaction.
I have the right to tip over any water container I deem unsuitable for
consumption.
I have the right to curse at squirrels & birds that may dare to pass my
windows.
I have the right to inspect any grocery items that come into the home. Further,
I have the right to inhabit any paper bag or cardboard box that you bring
home for as long as I wish.
I have the right to nap at any time & place I darn well please, without the
distraction of being called or moved just because you want to sit down, wash
your hands or use your computer keyboard.
I have the right to sleep on top of any appliance that is warm.
I have the right to assist in any changing of bed linens & to chase the phantom
creatures that hide beneath the sheets.
I have the right to look aloof when scolded for mistaking your toes for one of
those pesky phantom creatures that hide beneath the sheets.
I have the right to kill paper towel rolls that otherwise might sneak up on you at
night.
I have the right to your complete attention anytime you sit down to read or
work.
And, finally, I have the right to be loved, petted, pampered, & entertained, for,
as you know, the best things in life . . . purr.
And, should you err in your ways, I will graciously forgive. After all, you are
only human, but I love you anyway.

Signed,
The Cat

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Congratulations Al Gore!

Dear Members of The Pooses for Peace,

I am deeply honored to receive the Nobel Peace Prize. This award is even more meaningful because I have the honor of sharing it with the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change--the world's pre-eminent scientific body devoted to improving our understanding of the climate crisis--a group whose members have worked tirelessly and selflessly for many years. We face a true planetary emergency. The climate crisis is not a political issue, it is a moral and spiritual challenge to all of humanity, and to all pooses. It is also our greatest opportunity to lift global consciousness to a higher level.

My wife, Tipper, and I will donate 100 percent of the proceeds of the award to the Alliance for Climate Protection, a bipartisan non-profit organization that is devoted to changing public opinion in the U.S. and around the world about the urgency of solving the climate crisis.

Thank you,

Al Gore

p.s. Please join us at the Casino Calamari for a very Green celebration this weekend... hosted by the Pooses for Peace. Crunchy Granola attire is requested.


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Sing Along With John Prine Tonight!

"But your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.
We're already overcrowded
From your dirty little war.
Now Jesus don't like killin'
No matter what the reason's for,
And your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more."

John Prine will be our guest tonight at the Casino Calamari to celebrate his birthday. The founders of Pooses for Peace, Zevo Calamari, Miss Lucy Fur and Miss Boo will be singing back-up vocals. Unconfirmed soures report that Nubi Wan Kenobi will be playing drums and Bubba will be playing bass. (We can only hope that Zevo's pet human does not attempt to play banjo with the group.)

Come join the Pooses for Peace tonight at the Prine Sing-Along.

Illegal smile catnip brownies with an all you can eat tuna & turkey buffet will provided.

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Happy Birthday John Lennon

Give Peace a Chance!

This plea for peace has been brought to you by :
The Pooses for Peace Foundation

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Commotion at the Haunted Happenings Parade

AP
SALEM, MA

Last night hordes of drunk cats, dogs, skunks and squirrels turned the tiny town of Salem upside down during the Haunted Happenings Parade.

The commotion began when Mayor Kimberly Driscoll tried to upstage the Gatti della Strega sui Vespas by proclaiming she would lead the parade instead of the cats on vespas. The mayor dressed in her one and only black suit had not bothered to even wear a costume for the kick off parade. Unconfirmed sources report that she was given a choice by Strega Queen Zevo Calamari, of either wearing a costume and riding with the cats on a vespa or walking behind them in her only suit.

Mayor Driscoll, suffering from George Bush syndrome, is known for doing only what she wants and refused to concede. Her black pants had tinges of red on them after the brawl. Unconfirmed sources report that she lost her watch and a pair of earrings. The mayor plans to ask for another $20,000 raise from the city council to cover her expenses.

This morning hung-over pooses were found sleeping on the streets, the wharf and on top of cars. Mayor Kim Driscoll said she will use every resource possible to stop this from occurring at next years parade.

Meanwhile George Clooney, Jennifer Aniston and Whoopi Goldberg were seen eating breakfast at Reds this morning.

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Cats and Celebrities Invade Salem, MA

AP
Salem, MA

Cats and celebrities from around the world have been flocking to Salem , MA during the past few days to participate in the annual Haunted Happenings parade. It is the official kick off to the Halloween Season.

Keeping with tradition, the Strega Queen, Zevo Calamari will be leading the parade with the Gatti della Strega sui Vespas, ( witch cats on vespas) A party after the parade will be held in Salem's famed Casino Calamari.

Unconfirmed sources report that the cast of the Rocky Horror Show, Bewitched and Practical Magic will also be riding vespas along with the cats.

Mayor Kimberly Driscoll has issued warnings to the locals of wearing any valuable jewelry to the parade. She still claims that her earrings were stolen by pooses at last years event.

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Mini-break

We need a few days off...... maybe we will be back later this week.


Have a wonderful first few days of October.
xoxooxox

Insults fly at Casa Calamari

Zevo just called me a poose-head. Yes..... a poose-head. The ultimate poose insult. She picked up this foul word from the pet humans. That's right... my pet human said to me "Nubi- Don't be a poose-head." or "You are such a poose-head today." I can't believe she would use that language in front of me.

Zevo does not have a sense of humor. Every time i pounce on her she hisses and tries to whack me. When i steal her spot on the pillow she screams at me. And just because i drank the last Corona does not make me a poose-head.

xoxoxo
nubi wan kenobi
and i am NOT a poose-head


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Ciao Zevo..... it's me....Boo.... can you believe i am still slightly hung over from the weekend? And the plane ride back to San Diego was just brutal. Give me a call. I will be home napping all day.

I heard thru the grapevine that George has a new girlfriend and they were in a motorcycle accident TOGETHER. Can you believe he cheated on me?

I think i will have a mimosa and a mouse omelet for breakfast just to sooth my poor poose nerves. The nerve of that guy. Oh well i will worry about this tomorrow....la de da
call me......
ciao ciao....love ya .....
boo



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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ohhhhhhhhh........my poor head. I am so tired. Bruce and his band finally left! We have been dancing all night. My paws hurt.

I think today i will sleep it off and hide from the paparazzi hanging out in the front yard. Boo and Lucy Fur are back in San Diego. Bubba left this morning- i guess because we ran out of beer. And i have no idea where Nubi is ...last i saw he was passed out under a table.

Could someone get me some aspirin and ginger ale?
xoxoxo
zevo

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Surprise Guest at Casino Calamari

Guests at the Casino Calamari had a surprise during Phoebe Buffay and the Smelly Cats performance last night when The Boss stepped out on stage and joined in singing the famous Smelly Cat song.

Springsteen stayed and played a full set starting at midnight to celebrate his birthday.

Unconfirmed sources claim the party is still going on. Neighbors have complained of the sound of drunk cats singing "Pooses like us.... baby we were born to run.... Salem Police were called in response to the noise complaints, but were last seen dancing with the drunken cats.

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The Celebration Continues.....

Phoebe was scheduled to play last weekend.... however since we were all in jail she was kind to postpone her gig until this weekend. Come celebrate the first day of autumn with us at the Casino Calamari.

Catnip-tinis and an all you can eat tuna & turkey buffet!
xoxooxox

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Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Ay Matey! It is Talk Like A Pirate Day! arrr arrr arrr

To celebrate our recent escape from the dungeons of the DC Jail we are having a special guest tonight at the Casino Calamari........ Captain Jack Sparrow! Ay ....... eye candy..arr arrarrr

Rum and Cat nip from the Caribbean will be served! Pirate attire is mandatory. Be there mateys! Shiver me timbers!

yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me!

P.S. For all those pastafarians who worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster this is a Holy day of obligation. May you all be touched by his noodley appendage. Services will be held at the Chapel Calamari before the party begins. Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Cats Sprung from Jail

In a press conference held on Capitol Hill, Senator Ted Kennedy defended the Pooses for Peace leaders who were arrested at the Anti-War March on Saturday.

"Once again this administration has over stepped its powers by arresting innocent cats. The cats are innocent until proven guilty. As of yet, no incriminating evidence has been found linking these cats to mysterious Bite & Run attacks on Alberto Gonzales and Karl Rove."

Thinking that the microphone was off, Mr Kennedy added under his breath, that both Gonzo and Rove deserved to be bit.

Unconfirmed sources claim that Kennedy made their million dollar bail and all were free to go.

New to this blog? Confused about the Bite & Runs? Read all about them
Bite and Runs of 8/07 archives

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Cats Arrested at Anti-War March

At least 300 anti-war demonstrators have been arrested on the steps of the Capitol when they jumped barriers around the base of the building.

Several thousand anti-war demonstrators marched through downtown Washington, clashing and biting police at the foot of the Capitol steps.

Among the crowd were war veterans and relatives of servicemen killed in Iraq. Unconfirmed sources claim to have seen thousands of cats, dogs and a variety of animals wearing pink armbands with the Pooses for Peace logo.

Anti-war protesters march demanding an end to the war in Iraq, the return of US troops and the impeachment of US President George W. Bush in Washington, DC The anti-war protest began with Iraq war veterans, military families and other activists gathering in a park outside of the White House.

Among those arrested were the founders of The Pooses for Peace, Zevo Calamari, Miss Boo and Miss Lucy Fur, all wearing tiaras. Homeland Security named these cats as suspects in the Bite & Run attacks that have been recently occurring in Washington DC.

At least 50 other cats were arrested. Unconfirmed sources claim to have seen a cat wearing a brown robe and carrying a light saber. Another was wearing a leather jacket and carrying a can of Natty Boh beer. No word if presidential hopeful Cheysuli was at the march or arrested.

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Pooses For Peace March

There has been a slight change in plans for this weekend. We have decided that the
Pooses for Peace will march in the peace rally tomorrow in Washington DC. I think we will be escorting the Code Pink Ladies. They have asked us for Bite Patrol support in case they are harassed.

You are all invited to march peacefully with us. After the rally we are having a huge party at the Casino Calamari. The party will continue on Sunday. Hope to see you all there! ( or maybe we will all share a cell in jail together!)

All we are saying ......is give peace a chance!

The Pooses for Peace

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Shhhhhhhhh

Shhhhhhh...... I am hiding from my pet human. She is upset that i chewed on her new wicker chair. I am not sure what the big deal is...it tastes good and i thought she bought it for me.

I am gong to hide until my substitute poose shows up. He won't mind getting yelled at... after all i am paying him in tuna treats for the weekend.

I have been invited to the Casino Calamari by Zevo. Her parties are much better than the ones we have in my neighborhood. She serves imported beer, champagne and there will even be dancing! I do hope Miss Boo, Miss Lucy Fur and Nubi will be there.

Later Dude,
Bubba

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It's Here!

Oh lookeeee what Bubba sent me! A sparkly pink mermaid from Florida. ....and it is filled with catnip...meowie wowie! I love it. It matches the big mermaids my pet human has hanging in her mermaid bathroom from Bubba's pet human, my Auntie Carmen Flamingo.

I think i will invite Bubba up to our Casino Calamari this weekend. We are having some wonderful guests performing. I think he will have a blast here. He is such a great dancer. That poose was really kicking up at Boo's birthday party at the Moulin Rouge last month.

.........hmmmmm what should i wear?

ciao for now,
zevo

p.s. Please have your pet human sign the petition on the previous post so we can help our friends the whales. Thanks!

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Calling all Pooses!

Tell the U.S. Navy to Stop Killing Whales!

Ear-splitting military sonar is needlessly killing whales and other marine mammals throughout the world's oceans. Yet the Navy has refused to put effective safeguards in place during testing and training. These simple precautions -- such as avoiding sensitive habitats where whales are known to migrate and raise their young -- would help prevent the infliction of pain and death on these magnificent animals without compromising military readiness.

Please have your pet human sign this petition to help save our dear sea friends before there are no more left on the planet.(Hasn't the military caused enough damage on this planet???) www.nrdconline.org

It's a Boy!

Well... it is official. I have to give up my favorite hiding place to a human.....a baby human... and it is a boy with really big feet. I hope he does not interfere with my sleep too.

Sarge is out getting us a few six packs of Natty Boh... we are having a party tonight! Everyone is invited.

This may be the last time we can have one for about 18 years!
xxoxoxo
tao

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Wishing, Hoping and Napping

It is laundry day and my pet humans expect me to fold these clothes and put them away. I have better things to do, like nap on top of them.

Rumor has it that Bubba has sent me a gift. I do hope the mail comes early today. I wonder what it is? Earrings? A bracelet? The latest Versace purse? Bouquet of cat nip? Box of tuna treats?

I hate waiting...... so i guess i will just have to nap. Someone please close the blinds, that sun is getting in my eyes.

xoxoxo
zevo
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